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A straight male cheerleader that always hang out with girls and other female cheerleaders but is never able to get any pussy.
Hey do you know Hayden?

Yeah I do! He’s that one cheerleader who’s always with girls and the cheerleaders but never gets pussy and always in the friend zone.
Hayden by FluffyTeddyBear69 November 7, 2019
Hayden plucks his butthole hairs 9 to 5 on Sunday and Saturday he's a great guy and shower once a month he likes to talk a lot suck on hard boiled eggs and do farting challenges
Hayden should always be you friend
Hayden by Dutbut December 3, 2019
A kid with too much dandruff and plays way to much chess he brags about how much money he has and thinks he's the best chess player in the world.
Boy:is that Hayden
Boy 2:yea he's a wanker
Hayden by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
Is a gay bender who will probably cry and finger his bum over clash of clans and mobile games. Known as “wanker” or” tik tac boy”.He is covered in dandruff and has no friends.he would fuck a kangaroo to make chess not illegal if it was.dont get in his way or he will chat shit about your parents and mow your lawn.
Hayden is a want face McGhee
Hayden by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
A pretty fucking useless guy but is only good at payday 2
Hayden is fucking lazy
Hayden by Htugudhhyy December 14, 2019
A Marine Douchebag that lacks all of his 7 core values. A man who mistreats women and cheats on them regularly. Your typical Bad Guy. Hayden loves to string women along and plays with there emotions. A falsely proclaimed Alpha Male, who has a Small Dick
Met this guy named Hayden, he was a real douchebag.
Hayden by Mrinjen February 4, 2020