brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.

You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!

by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

menudo handshake

Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membrain that seperates the two.

You should've seen Lisa's eyes light up when I shook hands with her guts lastnight. She loves them menudo handshakes!!

by Munson January 20, 2005

Satin Handshake

handjob through the covers

I didnt get any, but i did get a satin handshake before the night was over

by Yeah ok August 2, 2004

Emerald City Handshake

the act of group unified masturbation to pictures of strapping athletes

"hey what did you guys do after the game?"

"went back to Claivons for an Emerald City Handshake"

by the beer bear July 9, 2014

handshake

a casual fuck.

"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

by me May 31, 2004

new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.

Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.

by dmonet November 27, 2007