A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"
Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'
by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010
Get the Handicap Slap mug.After I had stripped down to my briefs, she led me to a chair and had me sit down. “Put your hands behind your back.” she commanded. I obliged, and then she walked behind me. I felt something tighten around my wrists. *click* *click*
All of a sudden, I couldn’t move my hands anymore. She had just handcuffed me! I was so turned on by this! She walked back in front of me, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her red, satin nightgown.
She put one leg on each side of me and mounted my cock underneath her nightgown. She wasn’t wearing anything underneath! The soft texture of her nightgown felt so good as it rubbed up against my legs, stomach and chest. She and I both gasped as she allowed my rock-hard cock to enter her. She slid herself up and down my cock until neither of us could take it anymore. We moaned together as we reached orgasm at the same time. She squirted all over my cock as it exploded inside of her. My hands continued twitching against her cuffs as I came.
Once our orgasms subsided, she got off of me and unlocked my cuffs. She sat in my lap and I wrapped my arms around her as she stroked my chest and abs. “I’m going to enjoy putting you through handcuffed sex over and over and over again.” She said to me, smiling.
All of a sudden, I couldn’t move my hands anymore. She had just handcuffed me! I was so turned on by this! She walked back in front of me, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her red, satin nightgown.
She put one leg on each side of me and mounted my cock underneath her nightgown. She wasn’t wearing anything underneath! The soft texture of her nightgown felt so good as it rubbed up against my legs, stomach and chest. She and I both gasped as she allowed my rock-hard cock to enter her. She slid herself up and down my cock until neither of us could take it anymore. We moaned together as we reached orgasm at the same time. She squirted all over my cock as it exploded inside of her. My hands continued twitching against her cuffs as I came.
Once our orgasms subsided, she got off of me and unlocked my cuffs. She sat in my lap and I wrapped my arms around her as she stroked my chest and abs. “I’m going to enjoy putting you through handcuffed sex over and over and over again.” She said to me, smiling.
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For sure! We played cops and robbers and she was the handcuffs!
For sure! We played cops and robbers and she was the handcuffs!
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big floppy cock with no balls,
has a beard that looks really gay,
dont speak he just grunts,
wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern,
lives on weird sexual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin,
uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew
by mr hancey is a twat April 23, 2005
Get the hancey mug.to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf
I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.
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