The act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for sex. However, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bloody mess. Often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting "Boo!" Most often occurring around Halloween.
Last night was Halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and I didnt know. To make a long story short, she gave me a Halloween Surprise. Needless to say, it was a mess! :(
by da hbomb October 27, 2011
Get the Halloween Surprise mug.NOT just an excuse for girls to dress like complete sluts. Also an excuse for guys do dress as comfortably as possible in some ill-conceived "costume," and for both sexes to then get shitfaced and get laid, no matter how fat/ugly the accomplice. If you were born in July, you were probably conceived on Halloween- think about it!
Stacy: "Hi Tracy, know what you're going to be for HALLOWEEN?"
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."
by whynot porker November 20, 2007
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A English teacher that teaches in middle schools. Very nice at times but gets triggered and makes you stay after the bell. Don't get her triggered
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Haldodgers(n):
1. A Slanted eyed, shovel face, rice patty chink gook.
2. Someone who is capable of consuming a massive amount of alcohol.
3. Someone who watches Baseketball religiously One racist motherfucker
4. One racist motherfucker
Haldodgers(n):
1. A Slanted eyed, shovel face, rice patty chink gook.
2. Someone who is capable of consuming a massive amount of alcohol.
3. Someone who watches Baseketball religiously One racist motherfucker
4. One racist motherfucker
Damn, that Haldodgers just downed 28 shots of rum.
That Haldodgers called me a nigga!
Well isn't that funny, a Haldodgers working in the rice patties.
There's that Haldodgers quoting Baseketball again.
That Haldodgers called me a nigga!
Well isn't that funny, a Haldodgers working in the rice patties.
There's that Haldodgers quoting Baseketball again.
by FLOP December 1, 2004
Get the haldodgers mug.Diabetes that results from eating a large amount of chocolate and sweet candies on or shortly after Halloween. It is a temporary condition if the patient returns to eating "food" containing protein, fiber, vitamins, and minerals.
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Get the Halloween mug.What ever happened to innocent children in Wizard of Oz costumes on Halloween? You'll understand if you've seen Mean Girls
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