long hair

true beauty of a female...

Something happens when a cute long haired women walks into a room.

by j August 12, 2004

hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.

I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.

by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008

mall hair

A type of hair style for teenage girls popular in the late 1980's and early 1990's. The hair style is characterized by lots of Aqua net hair spray and is sometimes crimped. The bangs are sprayed and then blown with a blow dryer as to stand up on end. Some of the famous people who doned "mall hair" are Tina Yothers, Tiffany, Julia Roberts, Shannen Dougherty, Charlotte Ross, Marissa Tomei and the rock group The Bangles. Most of the popular teen actresses of that era had mall hair at one time or another. Mall hair was very cool to have during that period of time for teenagers, but anyone who kept that style after the fad or when they reached their twenties were looked upon as being very uncool.

That woman would be very attractive is she just got rid of that mall hair.

by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008

Blubic Hair

On many blueberries, the fruit, little particles or fuzz exist around the stem of the berry. This is scientifically called Blubic Hair.

Eitan: Hey, do you want some blueberries?
Mima: No thank you , the blubic hair makes me wildly uncomfortable.

by Ace_Gel June 27, 2019

root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.

(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"

by Funkniesha July 9, 2016

heavy hair

When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.

Ugh. When I got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.

by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010

hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010