hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023

Hide The Plantain

When you cover your MASSIVE pp in penut butter, and put inside random objects, and your dog tries to find it and lick off the penut butter

Last night I played Hide the Plantain with my dog

by Super SUS amogus January 19, 2023

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

Hide user from channel (permanently)

Oh, man, YouTube... Your employees have absolutely FUCKED your company. Forget lawyers. You're going to need to hire necromancers. When that kid dies DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF YOUR YOUTUBERS PARTICIPATION IN THE ACTUAL MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS your company is CAPITAL "F" FUCKED you pieces of shit. You are so fucking stupid.

Hym " 'Hide user from channel (permanently)' That's cute. I bet that's what the YouTube trash is using to prevent people from asking about me in the chat. I bet they have bots set up to purge any comments as they're posted... Welp, since you didn't want to meet condition 6 (Which was Steven Banel (Destiny)(A guy literally impersonating me on your site) OFF THE SITE); a 7th condition will be added. 7th Condition: All of the channels I named explicitly will issue a public statement outlining exactly where they go to view this, who's responsible, and acknowledge theor participation. Along with an apology for RISKING THE LIVES OF THE CHILDREN OF THEIR VIEWERS. THEY ARE ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY CONSEQUENCES AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. You (YouTube) WILL IMPOSE THOSE CONSEQUENCES or I WILL. Under the threat of losing their channels PERMANENTLY you will make them issue a statement by the end of the week. If you wait until the end of the week the deal is off."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2024

hide your dog

An internet term made up as a reference to the Ruby Ridge standoff that is commonly used among firearm enthusiasts to jokingly infer that the A.T.F will be paying them a visit and suggesting to “hide your dog” in anticipation of their arrival.

“Wow I see you have a pretty nice stockpile of possibly illegal weapons there. You may want to hide your dog.”

by BurnerAccount135 August 5, 2024

Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023