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Hawaiian Hot Pocket

A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.

Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?

Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
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Some Hawaiian girl did it

How did he get that hickey?

A) It's a mosquito bite

B) There's nothing there

C) It's just a shadow!

D) Some Hawaiian girl did it
by BangtanForeverYoung May 4, 2017
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Hawai-i-i

The proper pronunciation of the us state
I’m taking a trip to Hawai-i-i
by Repub101 April 12, 2020
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Kingdom of Hawai'i

Hawai'i when it was a independent country. Fell to US imperialism.
The last queen of the Kingdom of Hawai'i was queen Liliʻuokalani.
by BETTS SEAL! December 26, 2018
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Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
by Looger November 21, 2009
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Hawaiian-style

Term used to describe wild sex on a beach that involves large amounts of baby oil, assorted fruits and a fresh banana peel.
"Dude, I tied to convince her to try it Hawaiian-style but she was to freaked out by the banana peel."
by McNastyVasty June 22, 2012
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Hawaiian Rollercoaster

Where one has sex with a Hawaiian in cowgirl/boy position.
Karen: Hey Regina, how was last night?
Regina: It was great, took a hawaiian rollercoaster with Kai.
Karen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
by Durrty Burrrdy March 13, 2014
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