"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
by Toe-Knee88 February 20, 2012
The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.
by Pmdono August 12, 2016
When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.
Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.
by HugeTallyWhacker June 30, 2016
by Lord Gannet V March 03, 2020
by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013
by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019
When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.
Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser
by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020