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Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
by wankybojango March 11, 2011
mugGet the Hairy Morrismug.

Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.
I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.
by Mothdust October 21, 2021
mugGet the Hairy Phoenixmug.

Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.
"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012
mugGet the Hairy Nachosmug.

hairy gutters

the space on a shaved pussy that is just outside the pussy lips and inside the pussy fat and is left with two small hairy fuckin strips one on each side , best described as the gutters .

When you go down on a chick ready for some nice clean pussy, you get her Panties off and shit looks good . All you can see is a completely bald cunt !!! you put her legs up on your shoulders as you lay down to eat some mother fuckin pussy. as you rub it you part the lips and its all fucked up by the hairy gutters this chick was to lazy to shave .
that bitch was so lazy she had hairy gutters on that pussy, wasn't sure weather to laugh or solute it!
by cesardog11 October 18, 2019
mugGet the hairy guttersmug.

Hairy mouth

The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.
Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.
by Pmdono August 12, 2016
mugGet the Hairy mouthmug.

hairy water

pubes in the drain
My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
mugGet the hairy watermug.

hairy penny

when she has her period and also a hairy vagina
"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"
by funnierthanurGF August 28, 2017
mugGet the hairy pennymug.

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