hairastrophic

When some lame lady or man gets their hair colour out of a box. It's always got a lot of orange in it and looks completely unnatural.

OMG! Look at that lady and her hairastrophic! Ewww.

by twisted scissors March 4, 2014

Hairanoia

Persistent, increasing worry--rational or irrational--of receding hairline or balding.

Mark's hairanoia became so extreme, he began taking photos of his scalp daily to see if his hairline was receding.

by The guy who played Waldo Faldo April 21, 2015

Hailalele

When you start hailing, but realize there are 20 jews in the room with you, so you start singing hailalele.

Adolf HAIL... alele hailalele hailalele
Jews Oh that guys ok, he's just singing.

by Ronny the cow May 28, 2015

hailang

THE Fandom name of Huang Zitao aka God .

Him: Just went to Huang zitaos concert yesterday ! Hailangs support him a lot

Me: I'll have to check him out! Oh god I'm probably gonna become a fan

by Clinck clinck bih February 11, 2017

hafab

A word created by Maria while trying to say "hahaha" and somehow fucking up so hard that she typed "Hafab". Till this day no one knows wtf she was thinking

"Wtf is Hafab?" Said the amazing G (her bf)

To what she answered: "I meant to say "hahaha" but ya know"

(She cute af)

by GxngGxng May 19, 2017

Hafarat Hoze

(Daniel Stenford and Tommy Levi are packing their bags and abandon Daniel Vegh in (enter a country here

"Have you heard? Daniel Vegh did a hafarat hoze and now he is alone in hol"

by the guy from hol June 18, 2017

Hairfall

When your chair falls over but you accidentally speak of your hair falling over and everybody laughs at you while you cry.

*Chair falls down* Owwww my hair fell over! Ha this loser just had a Hairfall! *sadness ensues*...

by Hairfaller October 31, 2017