grongy

(Having a tremendous amount of swamp ass to point where you’re slipping in your chair)

I’ve been playing video games all day and i’m “grongy” as a mother fucker

by carcrashguy October 20, 2021

Gronk

Blake James keywood.

Blake James keyword is a gronk.

by Fadedassassin1 December 7, 2021

Gerontophile

Someone who is sexually attracted or interested in an older person

A reverse pedophile

Moureen: Im in love with Mohammed Gubran

Layla: What a Gerontophile, he is literally in his mid fourties

by Ur moms lovers May 18, 2022

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

Gronk

Kiwi pronunciation of the Traditional Irish name "Grainne", also synonymous with good fun or "craic".

Bloody Gronks into the Sav again, lock up your sons!

by maybe_kiwi October 25, 2022

Marcus Grönholm

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.

"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."

by joe s. krakowski January 15, 2022

getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.

Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!

by GAGL August 9, 2023