Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.

That pen was a big grundle wizard

by NagDuck January 9, 2010

Gunkles

Gay uncles

My gunkles are coming for dinner

by Tom strothers December 23, 2014

gundersun

Vaginal dingleberry

by luke August 29, 2003

gunzle

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Johnny is a gunzle, he farted in the bathtub and then bit the bubbles.

by matsabean January 26, 2008

Gundeck

The practice of doing shoddy work and making it appear to have been done correctly. Naval slang, meaning slapped together or crudely repaired and then covered up.

He was supposed to have lapped the valve seat, but he just gundecked it.

by ozonekid December 17, 2013

grundle

The Grundle or taint is the area between the genitals and the anus.

"That bicycle seat really put a hurtin' on the old grundle!"

by Justin Illusion May 30, 2006

Guddle

Use of anus during sex; digital penetration of anus;

I found this in Diane Gabaldon's latest book "An Echo in the Bone", p. 121 and had no clue, although one could guess from the context. "He pulled out the finger and guddled her, light and quick, all along the slick deep parts..." in Jamie's effort to bring Clare to orgasm as quickly as possible. Here the word "guddled" is used to describe what was done after removing his finger from her anus, so messy would definitely apply. As always, the author finds wonderful ways to use Scottish slang words one has never heard of.

by Avidly Reading October 15, 2009