A beautiful cuddly cat but also an attention whore that never stops meowing and crying like an annoying little fuck
by LE0theLizard September 13, 2022
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You children are Guirftyz!
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Get the geirkztilb mug.Gurkeert is the most down to earth coolest person you'll ever meet. They give no fucks about anyone and radiates the best energy. They have a lot of people in love with them but they don't give af.
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Get the guira mug.A girk is a cat that smells like Cheeto Puffs. The smell will usually be around the paws, front legs, and sometimes the head.
P1: “bro for some reason my cat smells like a Cheeto Puff even after I give her a bath.”
P2: “duuuuude, you have a girk!?”
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P2: “duuuuude, you have a girk!?”
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Get the Girk mug.The Gurkenschneider is an Kitchen tool to slice Gurken 🥒 ,the Gurkenschneider can also be used to slice of that dick of yours.
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