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Snooze Guilt 

That horrible feeling of shame and regret that descends upon a person, often who has Snooze Syndrome, when they finally get out of bed following repeated snoozing (usually more than four snoozes). The guilt is typically amplified because it is coming immediately after the wonderful feeling of euphoria from the snoozing itself.
John: Why are you so down?

Jane: I was in bed on my 12th snooze and feeling so nice and snuggly. Then I finally got up and now I am in a bad mood.

John: Sound like you have a bad case of snooze guilt.

Jane: Piss off.
Snooze Guilt by dalain August 10, 2012

Drinkers guilt 

When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.
"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"
Drinkers guilt by PapaRegs December 8, 2013

water guilt 

My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."
water guilt by Safeshapes May 15, 2015

V6 Guilt 

V6 Guilt is the description of the reasons a v6 muscle car owner will give as to why they didn’t get the v8 version of their car
“Hey man why didn’t you get a V8?” “Oh I got it because of the better fuel economy, it looks cool and it’s still faster than the 1970s v8s were!”

Ah so I see you have V6 Guilt”
V6 Guilt by The smart car owner 69 January 11, 2021

Mask Guilt 

When you only wear a mask because you feel guilty or like a bad person for not wearing one
I put on my mask for everyone else because of my mask guilt
Mask Guilt by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

Junkie Guilt 

A Scottish phrase to describe the feeling oneself may experience when getting ‘onnit’ without making any effort with their appearance whatsoever. This implies that getting ‘pished’ is not a special occasion, but in fact an everyday pastime, like it would be for a junkie.
Abigail - “Alright gal, want to get onnit?”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”