Guido

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. likes to mess with younger girls, usually freshman in high school. He'll lead you on, and then break your heart.

Man, Guido is such a jerk, he just broke that poor little freshman's heart!

by Biaaa356 May 15, 2009

Guido

An Italian-American without class who is employed by the Mafia in a low-ranking position. Usually employed as "muscle" but can also be a bag-man, money collector, bookie, etc. Has very little chance of advancing in the Mob because of his substandard intelligence, lack of initiative/creativity, and disregard for cultural sophistication. Tends to dress flashy and a bit garish, i.e. suit coats with t-shirts and gold chains. Often found hanging around strip clubs, late-night diners, or other unofficial places of business.

Note: Can also apply to Sicilians/the Sicilian mob, or to low-ranking members of the Italian organized crime mobs which are not officially "Mafia".

Look at that Guido, trying to impress the ladies by talking about his Mafia connections. If he were really someone important, he wouldn't be talking about it. I bet he's just a thug.

by SashaPhile September 4, 2010

Guilemma

Pronounced: Guy - lemma.

Abstract noun.

A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.

Person A: "Hmm, I could hang out with you and get drunk, but I really should spend some time with my girlfriend."

Person B: "Typical guilemma."

by Clockwork Kid June 8, 2009

guidomon

logan mitchell a kid that dress like a pokemon and looks like a guido

the guidomon a pikachu that looks like pauly.d

by ashy d.mon October 7, 2010

Guidon

A flag/symbol used to represent a military unit such as a squad, platoon, or battalion.

LT COL: "Make sure the guidon is 3 steps in front of the company, beside the company commander."

Guidon Bearer: "HOOAH"

by CadetSFC December 27, 2011

guido and the guy

In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.

We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

Gilongous

The words "giant" and "Enormous" or "long" or maybe all of these 3 mixed together depending on the context, used to describe things which are utterly girthy and long

"BRO I JUST TOOK A GILONGOUS SHIT IN THE TACOBELL BATHROOM"

by The man of potatoes August 12, 2023