Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.

Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”

by Testeacles April 1, 2023

A Johnny Guapo

A very loving, compassionate guy who opens doors for you and treats you like a queen and does all kinds of thoughtful little things to show you how important you are to him and reminds you constantly of how beautiful and loved and special you are.

There he goes, that man is a Johnny Guapo.

by 1403huera September 11, 2023

guapo

In Spanish slang, nice, cool (when talking of a thing)

¡Qué carro más guapo, tío!
What a nice car, man!

¡Qué tetas más guapas tienes, tía!
You've got wonderful boobs, girl!

by fonsucu January 31, 2009

guppy

a man who's manhood is small and lifeless like a fish out of water when it is time to preform.

I took him home, but he was a total guppy!

by giant tiger shark July 18, 2010

El Guapo

He is the mysterious goat, tiger, man combination that eats cabbage and only cabbage.

carful there was an el guapo sighting near

by Real-person October 9, 2018

gumpy

A term used for a male homosexual in prison. Derived from the "gump" "gump" sound made while they are sucking cock in the hoosegow.

i.e. I'll kick your teeth down your throat you cocksucking gumpy motherfucker!!!

by tarheelz January 15, 2009

Guppy

1. 19-22 year olds that THINK they know everything and like to tell you.

2. just out of school and into the blue-collar work force probie

3. making stupid remarks that have no bearing on the conversation and was not part of the original conversation.

4. somebody that has no work smarts, always needs help or shown how to do something, AGAIN AND AGAIN.

1. during a written test walks out saying " that only took me three minutes"

2. "pick up a broom guppy"

3. two guys are talking about local fishing spots, butts-in saying that his mom made fish cakes for supper last night.

4. "For the fifth time, this is how....stupid Guppy"

" Your a little fish swimming in a big pond best stay in the shallow end or you might be someones snack "

by jackal742 April 13, 2008