griddle

Noun meaning someone's face or personal space. Usually used in confrontations. Probably derived from the "griddle" or front grille of an automobile.

1. Why do you have to get in my griddle about it?!

2. He was all up in my griddle, so I had to push him.

by Eva November 8, 2004

grid

slang for a pushbike

by growler September 21, 2003

hang gliding

Performing sexual acts while the female is hanging from the shower rod.

Hang Gliding. The female places both hands on the shower rod and both feet on the back wall while receiving oral from the male or the male standing against the wall in between her legs having sexual intercourse.

by vapors April 16, 2014

Grid

Another name for mouth, often used in an offensive approach.

"do me a favor, shut your fucking grid now!"

by yourma2000 April 4, 2009

The Grid

A grotesque and dismal place made up of politics, mainstream news, Joe Rogan, kid diddlers, celebrities, woke folk, credit card reward points, fast food, porn, social media arguments, the lottery, health advice from the obese, billboards that strongly suggest if you don't think obese women are beautiful then you are racist, The Big Bang Theory, covid, plant meat, and Black Friday. It is where Gridders live happily unhappy- leading fearful, depressing lives. On The Grid, everyone wants to have a mental illness and Flat Screen TVs are a measure of success.

"Damn dude, that joke is funny. It's too bad you can't say funny jokes when youre on The Grid."

by Linklage January 14, 2022

gridick

gridick is some that like to eat food off somebody's dick after spunking

Connor and Matt do this to the road trip tings

Webster ' Sarah do you fancy some breakfast? '

Sarah ' No I had a spot of gridick this morning! '

by Jackodayn April 17, 2017

gridluck

dodging a traffic jam by taking an alternate route

boy did i hit some some gridluck today. i took a left on high street and missed out on that jam on eastern valley way!!

by david copeland April 21, 2008