Gabe

The coolest, smartest, best looking guy alive. The epitome of a well-hung male. He has a huge penis but he remains modest and humble. He is the perfect male with body, brain and heart to match. This man will impress you with his many talents. He hangs out witch Chuck Norris in his spare time and he's the coolest, nicest and most caring friend you could ever want. If you meet a Gabe you are among the luckiest people on earth. This person's underwear alone would sell for millions on Pawn Stars.

A more talented, more handsome, smarter, more lovable, taller, more athletic Zac Efron.

He's so popular, he's almost a Gabe.

Wow, did you see the Gabe sized package on that guy?

If you were any more perfect you'd be such a Gabe.

by Eveofdestruction October 26, 2011

Gabe Newell

Our true god, lord and saviour. All other gods are lies.

Gabe Newell's gifts upon us is a steam sale.

by DQCTOR October 12, 2018

Gabe

Someone who is really nice, cute, and has really pretty gold/ green eyes. You will fall in love with him almost instantly. Sadly, he never stays around. Eventually he moves and it's all you can do to not think about him.

Wow, he was such a Gabe, I'm sad he moved to Washington.

by yo.crazy.lol9876 February 4, 2010

Gabe Itch

Someone who is a gay bitch

Kyle: Have you heard of Gabe?
The Victim: No, who’s that
Kyle: Gabe Itch, Ha GOTTEM!

by That Gabe Itch Over There May 25, 2020

Gabe

Everything positive

Wow, Stephen is such a Gabe.

by mackattack415 November 7, 2009

GABE

Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.

Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)

by turtle-tot October 24, 2018

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe

To "Pull a Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink, condiments, or other unwanted substance on your clothes, leaving an attention-drawing stain.

Can also be used as a verb: To "Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink or condiments or other unwanted substances on another's clothes, leaving him/her with an attention-drawing stain.

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe:

"what's that on your shirt? Did you pull a gabe?"

"don't reach over me to dip your chip in the salsa, you might gabe me."

by MTHM March 25, 2008