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The Golden Goal

The greatest moment in Canadian history, or really, history in general. On February 28th, 2010 at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, Sidney Crosby scored the over-time winning goal against the United States Men's Hockey Team to win Team Canada the gold medal in Men's Hockey. That moment is known as The Golden Goal, since it was for the goal medal.

Jarome Iginla assisted Sidney Crosby by passing him the puck when he shouted "Iggy!"
I saw Crosby score The Golden Goal last Sunday; my life has new meaning.
by A proud Canadian. April 28, 2011
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Golden Dildo

the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
by the golden dildologist February 25, 2010
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Golden monk

Referring to one going a year without getting laid.

Half monk= 6months
Golden monk= 1 year.
'fcuk sake boys, i achieved my Golden Monk today'. One year without getting any.
by JohnnyBBB October 31, 2007
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porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.
Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
by Eduardo III July 4, 2005
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Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess

When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.
Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD
by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020
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Golden Flash

When you urinate in someone's anus and they fart
The homos liked giving each other the Golden Flash.
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 11, 2014
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the golden seal

The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.
Dont break The Golden Seal- you'll be going all night!
by Lulabelle Wood October 29, 2007
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