gooned

to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something

dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole

by nick g April 28, 2005

gooned up

To be damaged by carelessness or ineptitude, boogered,

Look at that car with the gooned-up paint job.

When they mounted my tires, they really gooned up the rims.

I really gooned up my bicycle when I rolled off a cliff.

by Skeezix May 9, 2006

Gooniers

A small gang from Maplewood, New Jersey. Focus's of the gang include smoking truckloads of weed and generally just being goons.

Man, those guys have been hot-boxing for almost 24 hours!" "Yeah dude that's how the Gooniers do.

by alabama-man March 14, 2011

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

goonie

A loser type person who usually sells FILA's on the side of the street for cheap....(usually 2 for $80).......Goonie's usually originate from the President/Founder of the goonies who's name is Mustafa

A yo Mustafa is a goonie

by G-Status June 21, 2007

Gooner

A female's sex organs or vagina.

My gooner is sore from too much sex.

by Annie Badass April 27, 2006

gooner

the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.

jill is gooner than brian.

by football junkie June 7, 2009