Goofy Goober

Means to be the coolest kid on the block.

from spongebob. a place where they go to chillax and sip down some lothy bevvies.

Yo, that kid is totally a Goofy Goober, look at his kicks!

by Blake And Daniel May 28, 2007

goober shot

The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )

A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.

You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)

Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!

dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.

tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.

i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.

by [e-mail] July 17, 2009

Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.

All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!

by GooberGui ;) April 13, 2019

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 November 29, 2010

Goober Chills

Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.

Listening to my sister's university acapella group gives me total goober chills.

by Ginger Cottage September 28, 2011

floopy goober

A line used by Tyler the Creator in his song "What The Fuck Right Now"

You're a floopy goober motherfucker

by DrummerMan March 09, 2016