GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back...

Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep

Brain: Okay

Me: So you have to be quiet

Brain: Okay

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain:

Me: -half asleep-

Brain: The snack that smiles back!

Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!

by Galaxy1412 June 4, 2016

Goldfish

The snacc that smiles bacc

I got myself some goldfish for a snacc.

by XXXClorox December 27, 2018

goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.

“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”

by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022

Goldfish

Someone who cannot sustain or gets bored with a relationship easily.

Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.

Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.

by FrankieRose December 21, 2021

floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

The Goldfish Trick

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.

James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011