Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
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Rube Goldfish

My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish
by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023
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The Goldfish Trick

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.
James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey March 17, 2011
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angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!
by Pauljamal February 22, 2018
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goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 13, 2022
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that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive
Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish
by Pietro Django Miximoff July 08, 2017
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