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Get the Goldfish mug.a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
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Get the GoldFish mug.Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
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Get the My goldfish ate my homework mug.When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop
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