Gmaster

This is a word for cool guys.
You say it to your best friend 4 example.

When you call your friend you say: Ey Gmaster, whats up??

by Gmaster September 3, 2005

Goatee

A style of facial hair from 1992 for ugly fucks and city boys that still want to look tough, but don't have the ability to grow a real beard.

Every time I see a man with a goatee, I think... I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

by JacksonPollock February 18, 2017

Goated

The act of being hit by a goat. It is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. If one is hit but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being "hit by a goat".

Did you see that?!? Steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!

by The Capitano April 10, 2008

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 20, 2007

Gasterbation

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas

I just had gasterbation

by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

goated with the sauce

a very saucy goat (positive)

hey is this quirked up white boy busting down sexual style goated with the sauce?
yea dude, he's so saucy

by MarsIsLost July 4, 2022

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008