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The bonneville varsity baseball team especially #6
Goober by Akronmommy23 March 30, 2022
The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."
Goober by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022
A persons action, body language etc. that said person considers it normal but among other people it is generally thought as weird.
That kid is a goober

Why is that goober playing dungeons and dragons he’s like 17
Goober by Takes two to mango June 9, 2022
A slur towards clowns
Get out of here you Goober and go back to blowing balloons
Goober by travis the ultimate July 23, 2022
A slur towards clowns

This slur originated from the word goofy and was targeted towards “goofy people” but later used in a derogatory term towards clowns after the 2016 clown attacks
Get out of here you goober and go blow some balloons
Goober by travis the ultimate July 23, 2022