morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang

Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.

by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018

Fist of Glory

A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.

"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"

"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"

by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009

Glory Navel

The most wondiferous, sexy belly button region in the existence of hot men.

"Sarah, when he leaned back to stretch his back, I got a small peak at his glory navel."

by The Sex, you know who it is. May 27, 2009

Fading Glory

Its a male hairstyle, its when the hair is long down the back but he is thinning or has already goner bald.

Steven Seagal has a fading glory

by StevieEnglish February 8, 2010

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

glory grabber

To steal someone else's glory

To claim you did something, even though someone else did it

Kid # 1: Worked hard cleaning the house. Kid # 2 watched TV all day.

Mom comes home and says, "Wow! Who cleaned the house.

Kid # 2: "I did Mom."

Kid # 1: "Don't be a glory grabber!"

by KrisAlex December 10, 2008