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morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang
Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.
by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018
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Fist of Glory

A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.
"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"

"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"
by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009
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Glory Navel

The most wondiferous, sexy belly button region in the existence of hot men.
"Sarah, when he leaned back to stretch his back, I got a small peak at his glory navel."
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Fading Glory

Its a male hairstyle, its when the hair is long down the back but he is thinning or has already goner bald.
by StevieEnglish February 8, 2010
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Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all
I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !
by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017
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glory grabber

To steal someone else's glory

To claim you did something, even though someone else did it
Kid # 1: Worked hard cleaning the house. Kid # 2 watched TV all day.

Mom comes home and says, "Wow! Who cleaned the house.

Kid # 2: "I did Mom."

Kid # 1: "Don't be a glory grabber!"
by KrisAlex December 10, 2008
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