gloatee

a very long goatee that that can be colored, styled, or simply stroked constantly as to draw attention to the wearer's superior goatee growing abilities.

Check out that juggallo with the beaded gloatee.

by spinseuss July 15, 2009

global sexua

A person who will have sex with anyone no matter how ugly, fat or gender

Are you bi? No , am global sexual il do anything

by Princessphil August 12, 2016

Gloated

A bloated goldfish

Mom my goldfish has gone gloated!!!!!!!!!

by B_dawg March 1, 2018

global struggle against extremism

George W. Bush's new phrase for "the war on terror"

george bush, you are an idiot.

by WTFROFLMFAOBBQ August 25, 2005

Global Tampon

A country filled with liberals that heal countless bleeding hearts with wide open arms.

Global tampon is America after 1-20-2008

by fuckobama January 20, 2009

gloatzilla

Someone who gloats far too often.

Jose is such a gloatzilla. He brags about tiny accomplishments as if he just cured cancer.

by Downvoting Victim July 5, 2021

GLOAT

To brag about one's achievement's. Either it is his/her or their team.Even better when other peoples teams have failed and maybe even cheated miserably.

Fk you..I did leave enough room though to gloat about being in the Champions League Super 16...aayyyeee

by ShuggyBear December 8, 2012