Laze Glaze

The feeling you get when you lounge around for a couple days and realize you need to shower

"Man, I have a date tonight. I need to wash this Laze Glaze of before then."

by Steve-o-tronius May 23, 2018

cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by anonymous December 3, 2021

glazing trim

bullshit some guys just made up once and are using for no reason

blair: what is glazing trim?
kyle: shut up and kys nerd

by I_destroyed_gallifrey June 27, 2023

smokey glaze

The act of soaking your pubes in lighter fluid, sucking yourself off while on fire and finishing on your face with a Smokey Glaze

"Oh man, last night I gave myself a smokey glaze. Best nut of my life.

by Contagion33 November 30, 2017

Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.

"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."

by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

Homie glaze

A non homosexual act in which your homie releases semen onto your face. Usually follows a brojob.

A: Hey man can I get a brojob
B: Yeah no problem, you want a homie glaze too?
A: You know it

by Declanmar September 12, 2019