Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.

"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."

by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

carolina glaze

When she's riding your cock until you creampie her, then she gets off your dick and squats over your torso. She then pushes out the cum onto your torso, sits down facing you, and rocks back and forth rubbing it in.

"Hey babe we're in N. Carolina and since it's your birthday I'm going to give you a Carolina glaze."

by Tilliam Well August 20, 2018

Laze Glaze

The feeling you get when you lounge around for a couple days and realize you need to shower

"Man, I have a date tonight. I need to wash this Laze Glaze of before then."

by Steve-o-tronius May 23, 2018

Glazed angel

When a virgin attends an orgy as their first sexual experience, which ends in a bukkake.

"Ashley received a glazed angel the other day, she was delighted "

by _A-V_ May 1, 2018

Homie glaze

A non homosexual act in which your homie releases semen onto your face. Usually follows a brojob.

A: Hey man can I get a brojob
B: Yeah no problem, you want a homie glaze too?
A: You know it

by Declanmar September 12, 2019

Glazed Cruller

A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.

His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.

by Luscious Lynn September 13, 2019

cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019