Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch he’s a player that everyone falls for but always breaks their heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what he wants. He doesn’t give up til he gets it. He can have an acne mustache and no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face ! He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date one that’s a whole other story. He ain’t worth shii you can find someone better then a ugly ass Gilberto like who tf names their child that ? He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one day. Little pussy with a shrimp.

People: Gilbertos a bitch

Gilberto: pull up
People:*they pull up*
Gilberto: “daddy I’m scared there’s people outside looking for me”

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020

limley gilbert

Originally, Goober's dog on Andy Griffith. Also, refers to a real simpleton or goober.

"Look at that idiot. He's a real Limley Gilbert."

by randy0530 October 8, 2008

goo gulper

A male or female that loves to swallow the load from their male partner.

Wow! Is Paris a goo gulper. She sucked me so dry my eyes almost caved in and then swallowed the whole mess.

by pencil pud October 30, 2007

gilmer

noun. A noob on a Forum. One who does not know how to act on an internet forum.

The new guy who just posted is such a gilmer.

by Lane K. August 11, 2009

Gipper

To be Crunk and Drunk at the same while masterbating vicously onto a cat

I was at home listening to music and i started to get gipper

by ThaDeal March 1, 2011

Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

Gildersleeve

A Blowjob climaxed with smelly residue.

Guy 1: Yo i heard you had an amazing night with your girl.
Guy 2: No not really i got a Gildersleeve
Guy 1: Ew...

by The Mastodon May 11, 2011