geritolicious

adj. Used to describe a food or beverage that is delicious to old people.

Mmm.... this prune juice is geritolicious!

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

gettopig

da private undercover police insight da hetto

deam shiz ,da hettopig is sniffin my roots

by doORag August 18, 2005

gettoitiveness

Similar to concrastination, the ability to start the work you need to do without putting it off or dragging your feet.

Dude 1: "Man, even though I told myself last month I was going to get my car fixed up so I could start hypermiling, I just never got to it."

Dude 2: "Sounds like you need a good dose of gettoitiveness."

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

getocity

the measurement of how much a chick could get it, ranging from 1-9000 and some times even past that

"ayo her getocity levels are off da charts" "hooo dammm"

by das is him November 18, 2007

geico justice

vigilante justice...

when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman

could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...

the store clerk delivered GEICO justice to armed robber

the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed

by hazbeenez December 1, 2009

Glitoris

(n) 1) The result of a vajazzling appointment gone horribly wrong. AKA, a sparkling clitoris.

(n) 2) A pierced clitoris in which the wearer inserts a gemstone adorned piece of jewelry.

Man I got the new girl at the spa today, I am now the proud mama of a glitoris. I swear, the thing looks like a pearl in a clam shell.

by JadedK October 3, 2014

GEICO lizard

The fucking lizard that used the Infinity Gauntlet to eliminate the competition.

The GEICO lizard destroyed Wells Fargo.

by I mean What a nigger May 7, 2019