garage rat

A person who is always in a garage working on vehicles. Can take a vehicle apart and put it back together with their eyes closed.

Whenever driving by Freeman's house the garage door is always open and he's in there working on some sort of vehicle, garage rat for sure.

by Elvis Jennings June 2, 2015

Garagemeat

Shedmeat that has been marinated in oil and run over by a car. Not to be confused with roadkill or bicyclemeat, which has a sharper flavor.

Core blimey mate! That garagemeat you had me eat last Friday really greased up the ol' pipes!

by Uncle Will's Nephew October 15, 2016

Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

by Assassin5953 September 15, 2017

Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017

Garagery

Garagery

(Noun.......or Verb, depending on how much you’ve partied)

(garage - ery) Describes goings on and other happenings that take place at “The Garage”

Things like drinking, smoking, singing, guitaring, eating and all other forms of camaraderie.

Garagery describes all of the activities that the Jerds take part in.

“Any Garagery going on tonight?”

“Garagery starts at 7:00 tonight

by Admin Myk Mac January 24, 2020

Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 20, 2020

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021