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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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Groomsing

The act of sexual molestation which one may or may not like. Can be used with those older as well as younger.
Guy: "Stop groomsing me; you're giving me a boner."
Other guy: "Bet."
by Jaron Boss July 17, 2017
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Groomsing

The act of sexually violating an individual, typically a child
What happened to Billy? He left school to go to therapy.

Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
by Towelie420 May 17, 2018
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gazoomtits

Funnier than saying either "bless you" or "gesundheit" (and easier to remember how to spell) as reply to sneezes, preferably accompanied by a dab to remind people to cover their nose well when they sneeze to prevent spread of germs and viruses.
Person one: *Sneezes*
Person two: "Gazoomtits!" *dabs*
Person one plus any other people in the room: "LOL What?...Gazoomtits! ROFL"
by Real Commenter May 29, 2018
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gazoomtits

Funnier than saying either "bless you" or "gesundheit" (and easier to remember how to spell) as reply to sneezes, preferably accompanied by a dab to remind people to cover their nose well when they sneeze to prevent spread of germs and viruses.
Person one: *Sneezes*
Person two: "Gazoomtits!" *dabs*
Person one plus any other people in the room: "LOL What?...Gazoomtits! ROFL"
by Real Commenter May 29, 2018
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Groomsmanzilla

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks he is the center of the universe, just because the "beautiful game of tieball" is on. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind.

"Man, get a load of that groomsmanzilla. We should warn him that he will be able to watch the tie later...NARP"
#loser #mrod #narp #Conaldo #scorched #burn #DAG #ropes #carrollisbeat

"Mamma there goes that groomsmanzilla"
by gotemmmmmmmmmmm June 4, 2019
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