goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

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professional titty grabber

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.

DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!

by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008

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Pussy Grabber

A misogynistic, egomaniac posing as the POTUS...aka Donald trump

The pussy grabber seems incapable of a cogent thought

by ozwiz47 February 10, 2017

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gaberterized

The act of getting Homosexually rammed by Gabert.

Brad's ass was bleeding from a long night of being gaberterized after the party.

by hankhill888 August 14, 2008

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snot grabber

(n.) A nasty euphemism for a handkerchief or a tissue.

Jim: Hey, Jeff, hand me another tissue, please.

Jeff: I just gave you 3 Kleenex... how many snot grabbers do you plan to use, asshole?

by Rob Porter January 4, 2009

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Garber

a Garber is one who rocks out with their cocks out. also known as cradle robber (i.e. see ludt)
2. a wise and noble clerk. 3. bloodline of royalty with a "magic" stick.

a shrewd administrative sensed being who comes from a long line of royalty. Legend has it that a true "Garber" is know for robbing cradles and ruling with a "magic" stick.
Ageless and timeless being

by wangus maximus 1 February 1, 2008

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