indo-guido slut

Female counterpart to an indo-guido. consists of indian girls who love to go clubbing with IG males. generally seen wearing short dresses or extremely low cut tops with tight jeans. straightened hair, eyeliner, lots of makeup, and large hoop earrings are also general characteristics.
Accessories also include : Stilettos,Excessive Perfume, and numerous other flashy types of jewelry.
Mannerisms : Hair flicking, booty dancing, being all over IG boys.

and KNEEPADS.

"did you see those indo-guido sluts in the new jay sean video?"

by Cheesh May 18, 2008

Guido dance

The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.

See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.

by bad news bares December 9, 2008

Cell Phone Guido

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.

That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.

by cbag December 3, 2007

Lucy Guadalupe

Some ratchet hoe that is jealous of EVERYONE and also rude as fuck. Never trust her or be friends with her because it will soon turn into a train wreck. She has a long-ass parrot nose that's also nosy as fuck (no pun intended) and she'll treat you like shit.

Girl 1: OMG, look who that is!

Girl 2: who. That's Lucy Guadalupe, that stupid hoe.

by Raquel Jones May 13, 2013

guido

Stupid fucks that are usually italians and try to be basasses by having the thick brooklyn accents to scare people but in reality they are just pussys. These people often wear to much coligne, wear gold chains, wear wife beaters, somthing from the armani exchange, and are usually pretty stupid. They often open their big mouths and brag about somthing stupid (like killing some one, robbing a house etc) and end up getting caught. They also usually have what little hair they have spicked up like they got electrcuted.

That stupid fuck danny pelosi had to open his big guido mouth about killing the guy now hes in jail 25yrs-life.

Tyson put your hair down your look like a fucking guido.

That fucking guido tried to scare me with his italian/brooklyn accent but it didnt faze me

by big tim February 3, 2005

Georgia Guide Stones

A creepy pile of rocks.

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.

by Swisp September 22, 2009

Guidance Counselor

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.

After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".

by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003