Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.

All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!

by GooberGui ;) April 13, 2019

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 November 29, 2010

The Goober Effect

When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.

Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect

by zlong January 24, 2023

Ooober Goober

Some one who is incredibally annoying or very stupid

Zach Joran is such an Ooober Goober!

by Toomey March 05, 2004

Goober/Goobery

When a beat sounds fruity like @ meh, Beno! And SRT by playboi carti.

Bro this beat sounds so fruity
Oh you mean it sounds Goober/Goobery?
Yeah

by tedswerth April 28, 2021

Goober Chills

Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.

Listening to my sister's university acapella group gives me total goober chills.

by Ginger Cottage September 28, 2011