Skip to main content

Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.
Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."
by WordsWise July 10, 2024
mugGet the Global SHIT Day mug.

Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
mugGet the Global Village Idiot mug.

Global Swarming

The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.
Reykjavik never used to be this crowded, that's global swarming for you
by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023
mugGet the Global Swarming mug.

Global-local

A student that is simultaneously in 2 relationships. Usually one is a long distance relationship (global) and the other is the current one at the educational institute (local).
Rahul is in a global-local relationship.
by PeruBalboa November 23, 2023
mugGet the Global-local mug.

Global Perspectives

Global Perspectives is the most useless subject to ever exist
by Mata November 28, 2023
mugGet the Global Perspectives mug.

Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years
We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn
by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024
mugGet the Global Warming mug.

global warming

"I got global warming"
"damn, how sweaty is it rn"
by skibidi grimace March 13, 2024
mugGet the global warming mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email