freshman gram

A .2g nugget of weed with oregano and stems for the rest of the gram.

Freshman: Hey, man, i heard your selling *looks around* weed?

Dealer: *Pulls out freshman gram*

Dealer: Sure, man, 20 bucks.

Freshman: "Ohh boy!!! Someone is getting high tonight"

by C.A.D.D. June 24, 2009

freshman booty

The sexiest shit ever once you see freshman booty you can't get enough of it you wanna penetrate it all day you see freshman girls walking by you wanna smash the fuck out of there booty and when you do your dick won't even get a good felling from Kim Kardashian cause the freshman booty is already good enough

Guy 1: dam you see that freshman booty guy. 2: hell ya man lets go try and smash that shit

by freshman booty ass penetration August 14, 2016

Freshman

The most annoying class in high school. Most freshman think they are the shit, always traveling in large groups, being as loud as possible. Many of the freshman girls are thots trying to get dick from upperclassmen. Since most of the juniors and seniors reject them, they go after the sophmore boys. These girls believe they’re the hottest at school and dress like total sluts, wearing the tightest possible pants with a shirt that barely covers their chest. Many of the fights at school are also caused by these hoes, typically over a guy whose cheated with them both. The guys in this grade are also obnoxious. They believe they are all that, although most of them can’t even make above the c-team. They act like assholes to most girls in the school and have the “douchebag” look. They act like they are the kings of the school even though upperclassmen just laugh at them. They also believe the older girls want to fuck them, and are just on the search for a girl desperate enough to give them pussy. This class loves to walk like fucking turtles through the halls and leave no room for people to get past. Although most freshman suck dick, there are a few diamonds in the rough. It’s rare to find the nice, respectful freshman out there, so once you do hold on tight. By the end of freshman year, most of these shits have matured to the point where they are ready to stop most of the bs and continue to sophomore year.

Junior: Look at that pack of Freshman walking down the hall.
Senior: Could they move any fucking slower, the bell’s about to ring.
Junior: Excuse me, can you guys let us though?
Freshman: Shut the fuck up!
Senior: What’s their damn problem?
Junior: I can’t belive we ever used to be freshman.

by Kindasmutty July 21, 2018

freshman

that people that everybody hates.

I called a freshman a dumb motherfucker after he splashed me with a few water drops.

by 101_real_nigga December 7, 2017

freshpectations

your sexual expectations of the upcoming class.

that frosh girl has raised my freshpectations

by adam... September 1, 2007

Freshman Steve

the biggest fucking donkey you know. blacking out. hooking up with ugly chicks. doing stupid shit. fingerbanging ugly chicks. starting fires. losing fights. three pump chump

freshman steve blacked out and started another fire tonight

by wtxr April 21, 2011

freshman wedgie

the jumping of freshmen that play sports in the locker room

Hey lets give these two freshmeats a freshman wedgie!

I wonder how much those freshman loved thir freshman wedgie

by TheKidThatsJustTooWhite March 1, 2012