freetard

A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.
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ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.

by freekydeeky March 26, 2007

freat

Basically, treat with an "f". Used to describe people that are like fucking presents.

You're a fucking freat.

by freat November 9, 2008

freetard

Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition

The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"

by snowflake50 September 14, 2012

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

frectnot

a clitoris

i easily found her frectnot

by Carey Guillaume November 3, 2003

freetknocker

a cross between a freet or a fart in a jar and a knocker or shewing away of a freet

Dont be a freetknocker

by cody robinson January 24, 2007

ferterler

Pronunciation of FTL (for the loss, or for the lose) in lower case.

Omg, my team ferterler!

by Geozone` December 26, 2007