Fortsch

1. A malfunctioning nipple clamp.

Man, her nipple is bleeding out the Fortsch.

by The Fortsch clamp February 6, 2010

Footscreek

The best. Pure excellence.

Man, that new Audi R8 GT is even better than the best Ferrari, totally footscreek.

by modcit December 29, 2011

fowts

Fuck off with that shit. fast way to say no through facebook or text if you're mobile.

Guy 1: Dude im going to this mad granny party, wanna come?
Guy 2: fowts man, sounds lameee.

by Siameseblowjob July 3, 2012

footskin

The really soft part of skin on the outer side of your foot. Nice to touch.

I stroked his footskin, it was nice.

by vissyfuntime December 14, 2013

feetsies

Similar to selfies, feetsies are photographs taken of oneself, typically on a smartphone, and then shared on social media. However the subject matter is solely the photographer's feet. The feetsie and/or feetsies is the selfie for people without crippling self-esteem. The goal is to garner no likes or at most, very few across all social media platforms.

Dude, did you see Samantha's latest feetsies? Mad ugly bro, not a single like. That girl dun give a fuck!

by ewotherspoon May 28, 2016

foots

How Bob Ross refers to feet.

little tree foots

by Shawnmeboy December 2, 2016

FOTS

Friend of the show. Someone willing to drop everything (picking up kids from school, that deadline work project, anniversary dinner with the husband) to fill an open spot on a buddy's podcast so his three listeners (mom, girlfriend and that random guy at work) have something to listen to on their work commute that week.

Man, that Brody Levin sure is one helluva FOTS, not derpy at all.

by shockrockjock January 26, 2017