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dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.
"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"
by HDS714braves May 21, 2020
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Sentinel Flattace

A fart the proceeds a larger fart. the reason for this is for safety of the individual farting, to ensure that there is not something more behind it. If the individual is not sure about if he or she has to crap or not, the sentinel fart is utilized to determine this. If the fart is disbanded in safety, it is ok to proceed with the larger, more robust flattace.
P1: Why does Brad keep crapping his pants like a 2nd grader? He is a grown man.

P2: He should probably be taught the magic of sentinel flattace.
by jaydizzle21 August 20, 2012
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flett

big boobed stupid blond person
oh my god that is the most flett person ive ever seen
by Em-doggy July 23, 2006
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flattie

the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)
"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."
by CORE LansingMi October 20, 2008
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flatten

to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.

to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.
the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.

the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...
by Plasmamortar April 6, 2011
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Fluttershy

Fluttershy is a character in the popular TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Sporting long pink hair as well as yellow skin and feathers, she's seen as an introvert and shy kind of character. She, like Rainbow Dash She can sometimes be assertive, as seen in Season 1, but this was scrapped in Season 3.

The older, male fanbase (bronies) like her because of how cute she can be, and she is also seen as one of the most hated characters in My Little Pony due to her fanbase. In humanisations of My Little Pony (excluding the official movie, Equestria Girls), she is typically drawn with inflated breasts.
"Fluttershy isn't the best pony, but she's pretty cute."
by Kyubert June 8, 2013
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heart flutters

The weird feeling of something in your stomach that occurs when someone you’re interested in or very fond of does something. Basically a fancy way of saying stomach butterflies.
“Why are you smiling so much?”

“GURL, HE GAVE ME HEART FLUTTERS
by Marblehead_biach February 23, 2022
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