flode

a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)

'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'

by Dougal Anderson February 14, 2006

Booty Flake

a booty flake is when you wipe your ass with toilet paper and the toilet paper gets stuck in your ass.

Oh man! I got booty flakes because I didn’t wipe my ass right.

by badb123 November 8, 2018

Snow Flake

When a chic gets cum in her hair after giving a wonderful BJ .. then passes out, finds the cum the morning after and picks it out causing a snow flake effect..

read definition ...of snow flake

by wthail February 9, 2010

l33t flakes

breakfast for the l33t supa h4x0rs

it has a shiatload of teh sugar in it

bob: I'm famished, gimme something to eat or I'll devour your dog.
joe: o_O;; *waves wtf flag* have some l33t flakes
bob: lmao

by Big D March 16, 2005

floess

1. Suffers from reefer madness.
2. Afraid of bears.
3. Doesn't know his last name.
4. Loves dirty rancid poontang
5. Attracted to chinless girls.

Floess did chinless in the washer room.
She was in her period so it was bloody.

by Fairbnks February 23, 2005

Flake-tio

Consuming a Cadbury's Flake in a manner highly suggestive of fellatio.

Sally rolled back the wrapper on the chocolate and performed flake-tio on it.

by Mangetout September 22, 2006

Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

by Crustyh January 17, 2018