He couldn’t spell any words correctly to save his life, despite how he corrects every bodies grammar, muscle bound fool, loves jumping jeeps over other cars,, and loves obsessive church going bible hugging women, breaks doors and chairs and punches signs while smearing blood everywhere, all he can get are Christian bible huggers, while disliked by the non-Christian society, the perfect definition of a bully, picks on the football team, has a subliminal joy of bringing pain and getting in trouble, he thinks he is a big tough bad-ass but loves watching movies on Life-Time.
by Kory's Friends///////Enemies April 15, 2005
Get the Kory Fleischmann mug.A reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. The reaction can take the form of ducking one's head, swerving one's body to the side, or otherwise moving one's body. The reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. The reaction is typically irrational, given that the outside obstacle does not truly threaten the vehicle passengers.
When driving near the airport runway, I car flinched when an airplane came in for landing over our heads. I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.
by Goober4720 September 1, 2008
Get the car flinch mug.While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.
(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)
Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.
Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.
by Citruslump September 20, 2011
Get the Signal Flinch mug.The reaction that many caucasians experience while driving through a predominantly minority neighborhood.
While Fred and Beverly drove through the inner depths of the city, one could easily sense the repulsion they had for the surroundings the were around them. Every person that moved, any stray piece of trash caused Beverly to have a strong reaction of nervousness and apprehension. She was clearly suffering from an urban flinch.
by RevHuey March 9, 2017
Get the urban flinch mug.Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.
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Get the Frau Fischer mug.A Hailey Fischer is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has a great personality and she’s very nice all the time. She is sometimes suicidal but always knows how to deal with it. She’s very supportive of her friends. If you ever have a Hailey Fischer in your life never, ever let her go.
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