fletcher

The description given to person who is so completely incapable of organising themselves they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, usually your boss or a figure that delegates to you, the effects of them being unorganised nearly always has a negative effect on others and not themselves.

My boss is such a fletcher, he lost us a contract with a big retail client because he was playing Golf and was late.

by HelloChris August 26, 2008

The Fletch

the stuff the lecked throught the cilling at index in lake side from mc donalds above
(belived to be coke cola syrpe buy smelt like mouldy cheese and spunk!!!!)

Mark says: fucking hell Al thats the brown shit comming through the celling

Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse.
thats what its smeels like to me

by errrmmm??? January 17, 2005

Flelch

To cover ones fart with a belch

Dude, did your grandma just flelch?

by Miintberrycrunchhhhhhh March 13, 2011

Flench

The Knee Deep in Pain book defines Flenches as a combination clench and flex.

Flenches are done to build muscle strength slowly, with deliberation. Flenches help in combating arthritis.

by hayatsante October 1, 2012

fletch

Mr. Honomichl my computer teacher that is gay.

Wow Mr. Honomichl likes to fletch with Mr. Gronde.

by Kyle Keegan March 27, 2003

Flemchow

used as a negative term, a flemchow is an object, event, etc., that is so bad that flem would eat it.

dude that test was a total flemchow.

by lefty balla April 15, 2009

Flumchuggles

Bum Gloves

Hey get your filthy flumchuggles off my new coat.

by Alfred Baldwin October 9, 2008