brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.

Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose

by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023

Phoenix Firerhea

When you are piss drunk off of fireball in the middle of a Phoenix summer and accidentally shit your pants in the hotel room as you are aggressively throwing up the hot cinnamon concoction.

“Felisha did a Phoenix Firerhea after partying all night at the club doing fire ball shots”

by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

Lord Firealarm

One of the higher ranking officials for King Chlamydia in Producer Kingdom

Tyrone: Yo you see Lord Firealarm dropped?
Charlie: Yeah no way he did.

by Emperor Unc August 28, 2025

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Wrestling with the firehose

When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.

"Whoa, is it raining out there?"

"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."

by koreatown May 2, 2019