filter biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020

filmmeraki

filmmeraki is an instagram account that makes the bestest film edits. the person who runs this account is comforting , nurturing , genuine , & you could go on & on about their characteristics. there are so many positive adjectives to describe their account.

not only does filmmeraki have great film edits they also have great taste in music.

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friend : who makes the best edits ?

me : good question. filmmeraki on instagram has life changing film edits. the transitions , coloring , & audio choices are exquisite.

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old friend : hey , long time no see ! who would you say is the best editor on instagram dear old friend.

me : i have to say filmmeraki. they have great edits that radiate comfort & it seems like they put so much effort in them.

by harryeunoia <3 August 19, 2021

spam-filter

A:) A protective barrier around an individual used to block out annoying people. This concept, while started for emails, is extended to more personal means of communication. B:) A more hip and modern version of shit-list

Person A: Hey, why don't you pick up that call.
Person B: Chris is on spam-filter until he gets his act together.

"I'm warning you, If you don't stop being such an ass, you're going right into my spam-filter"

by DCPY September 22, 2006

Butthead Filter

Hearing and repeating back only words that could have a direct sexual or nasty reference, then laughing like uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh

"Dude, my company is in this "limbo" area with a trickle of sales that only pays enough for a ham sandwich."

Butthead Filter reply: "limbo, trickle, ham, uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh"

by donhdefl April 16, 2009

thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.

Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!

by 320Tri December 11, 2010

Fail Filter

An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.

Heroic Stonecore is a serious Fail Filter.

by Diggsworth January 24, 2011

Lol-fillers

1. When one chooses to use the term "lol" even when something is not funny, usually in communicating using social media, phones, to fill in an empty conversation
2. The general unnecesary overuse of the term "lol"

Girl: I picked up the groceries. LOL
Guy: lol did you grab the chips i like lol
Girl: lol yeah i did dont worry lol i got this covered

Everyone else: Goddamn, stop lol-filling.

Ex: (lol-fillers)
Guy: My parents got divorced last year lol
Guy #2: lol thats so terrible that must have been so hard for you lol
Guy: lol yeah and now i have trust issues lol
Guy #2: how its going with the therapist lol

by hashendonitsme June 3, 2014