Filipino Hot Coco

This is not what you think it is, it's much more gruesome. Filipino Hot Coco ( aka, FHC ) is where a group of male Filipino boys ( specifically 15-19 ) circle around a small hole in the ground. One of them pours boiling hot water in the ground, and after that's accomplished, they all take off their boxers and cum in the hole. After that, first ritual that needs to be done is that one of the boys pulls up gay porn and the challenge is to try to not get hard, the first one that gets hard is forced to drink the water.

Robert: HA HA! MANUEL GOT HARD! YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! DRINK THE FILIPINO HOT COCO NOW!

Manuel: God dammit..

by Boba Gumb December 24, 2016

Filipino Box Spring Hog

1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.

2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.

Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

small circumcised filipino cock

Literally just a small circumcised filipino cock.

Lol, a small circumcised filipino cock.

by Balanced1 April 25, 2022

Filipino high-five

asshole to asshole stimulation, typically occurs between gay men or weird people.

Bob was afraid of getting any STDs from Allan, so they just Filipino high-five'd

by Crunktron9000 November 25, 2011

filipino mudslide

a person whom retains the combined appearance of both a black person and an Asian person

Steve: I saw this black guy who looked Asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably

by GingeMcGee June 21, 2014

filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.

that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.

by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019

Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.

"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."

by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018