"How'd it go with Jessica last night?"
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
by HeatsOutMeatsOut June 23, 2016
Get the Phoenix Felixmug. A French-Canadian streams who can obtain The Juice whenever he want, can attract all the ladies and men (gachiHyper) has a fanbase of sadge 14 year olds (me) trying to be cool
by BrotherMaN Bill November 24, 2020
Get the felix lengyelmug. by The Ferg October 23, 2006
Get the Sticky Felixmug. A pertpetual neat nick phobia ridden person. Name comes from the Odd Couple Charecter, played on TV by Tony Randell.
Don't be such a Felix Ungar! The books are straight enough. The dishes are stacked just right. You don't have to iron your friggin socks!
by Senor February 7, 2004
Get the Felix Ungarmug. this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool
by hey?? September 8, 2021
Get the Felix Festamug. by Felix_Bird15 September 19, 2021
Get the death by felixmug. Has a very small willy and no friends
by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020
Get the Felix jordanmug.