fart

1. n. A slight explosion between two legs

Synonyms: tooted, shot a bunny, started a motorcycle, and made a naughty noise

Good gracious, Bernard, he farted

by Sir Marmot Piggle October 15, 2006

fart

cutting the cheese hard

wanna go fart and put it in ur mouth?

by chiza April 22, 2008

fart

A Butt Whistle

Playing The Ass Trumpet

Anyone wanna hear me play a solo?
Fart!

by Netters October 15, 2006

fart

Free-floating anal vapors

good god, those free-floating anal vapors stink!

by knowone October 15, 2006

fart

Federal Ass Radiation Tank

Michael's car is a FART
(Thanx to Jon for inventing this one)

by Chicken Fu(ker October 15, 2006

fart

poo particles coming to say hello

yoour farts smell like poo

by cheryl and hannah October 15, 2006

fart

1. A foul and highly flammable mixture of gases (including methane), that is ejaculated from the anus and, if inhaled excessively and to a certain extent, can get you very woozy.
2. A dud.
3. Refers to an older creature, most commonly directed towards humans.

1. What is that putrid aroma!? Dave, did you fart again?
2. This car sucks. Every time I turn on the ignition, it just farts.
3. Hey Wesley, look at that old fart with the cane.

by schizoid zan October 15, 2006