When a dinosaur's heart fails
by dinosaursaredying November 27, 2021
Get the Dinosaur Heart Failure mug.National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!
“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022
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Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.
Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?
IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!
IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!
by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011
Get the Successful Failure mug."Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."
by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019
Get the Failed Abortion mug.A person who gets out of an elevator on the wrong floor, realises their mistake, then tries to get back in before the doors close.
Dex, failing to concentrate, got out on the wrong floor. He then tried to scamble back into the lift - too late. What a fuckin failevator.
by Forsen January 14, 2009
Get the failevator mug.failrunning is similar to freerunning (aka - parkour), can be equally athletic or extraordinarily painful, but is only impressive if done purposefully and skillfully.
It happens skillfully when done on purpose in the same way stuntmen fall and look hurt in fight scenes, or it can happen by chance when someone either has an accident, or is just incapable of performing an action.
It happens skillfully when done on purpose in the same way stuntmen fall and look hurt in fight scenes, or it can happen by chance when someone either has an accident, or is just incapable of performing an action.
I saw a failrunner fall down 3 flights of stairs and get up without a scratch.
Some guy tried to show off his parkour, and ended up failrunning off a balcony and crushing his nuts on a bike rack.
Some guy tried to show off his parkour, and ended up failrunning off a balcony and crushing his nuts on a bike rack.
by FailrunnerOne June 3, 2011
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Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.
Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.
Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.
by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019
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