elongation factors

The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity.

That nasty chick has an elongation factor of minus 4.

by Matt, John, Andrew March 08, 2005

Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"

"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"

by kitten78 April 23, 2010

The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.

dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.

by n_s_s_sporto July 08, 2016

Yee Factor

A way of saying a woman's period without anyone knowing.

(Whispering) Girl 1: Hey have you had your period this month?
Girl 2: Nope, how about you?
Boy 1: What are you guys talking about?
Girl 1 and 2: Yee Factors

by LiverPeriod April 25, 2018

jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

by Jon Gantert October 16, 2007

prick factor

The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will make you a prick, and the fallout will be worse than the actual sacrifice.

I was up against the prick factor, so I went ahead and took her to see "Sex and the City" even though it made me want to puke.

by skid mark vz July 11, 2008

Buzz Factor

When your retarded friend takes an incredibly long period of time to get something.

Bob: "You need to sit on that."
Billy: "That's what she said."
Bob: "I don't get it."
10 seconds later
Bob: "Oh, I get it"
In this example, Bob's Buzz Factor is 10 seconds.

by Blue Iguana April 04, 2008