dental floss

the most common form of contresption also known as condom

"I gave her teeth a good flossing!"

"dad, mum i kneed to buy some dental floss"

by BeCam February 22, 2004

curly floss

when a skank whore finishes swallowing/spitting your load and flosses the sperm out of her teeth with your pubes

Yo after I busted a nut that bitch used the curly floss!

by GDub20 February 11, 2005

Raghead Floss

The act of wiping your ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".

The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.

by Floss 69 July 29, 2008

Baby Floss

Female nipple body hair, situated in proximity to the aureole, that is exaggerated in length comparatively.

I pulled off her shirt to suck her tits and, bam, I got a mouthful of baby floss.

by Grantthered December 9, 2008

Towel Floss

Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.

The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.

by Floss 69 July 26, 2008

Fairy Floss

A very very hot chick..

ohh she is just what I want.. (fairy floss!)! yum!

by always funny June 8, 2009

live floss

If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.

Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.

by Billy Bob Joe Mamma April 25, 2008